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Chapter 1: Sidewalk Philosophy
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🧘 Sidewalk Philosophy
Just vibing on the sidewalk
Feed the Algorithm
Or throw some crypto at me
Every second you wait, a guru sells another course
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Common - Milestone 10
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Uncommon - Milestone 15
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